TODAY – AT 8:53 A.M. ET:  What a major day in news.  Why, we understand that James Comey is combing his hair at this very instant, ready to go testify before a congressional committee.  Yes, it's that James Comey.  Former FBI director.  Mr. Big.  The Democratic Party's great white hope.  There's nothing else that comes near this in import.  This is the greatest day of testimony in human history!  I know, CNN told me.

Oh wait.  I found something else that's happening.  Great Britain, America's most important transatlantic ally, is having a major national election.  Almost as important as James Comey putting on his tie!  If Theresa May's conservatives win, we dodge a bullet.  But if Jeremy Corbyn, an ultra-leftist terrorist sympathizer and certified wingnut can guide his party to victory, the Western alliance will be in deep trouble.  Okay, it's not as important as James Comey knotting his tie, but it's something to look up on the internet, as you'll probably never find the British election on CNN, unless you hit the right 30-second spot. 

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.  The Iranian parliament was attacked by terrorists apparently from ISIS.  Happened yesterday.  Anyone remember?  Some say it's a big deal, that now Iran might strike out wildly in retaliation.  Look, I don't want to take your time away from the news bulletin that James Comey is looking for his car keys, but maybe give Iran a thought.

James Comey is on the road.  CNN is in ecstasy.  This is bigger than the Civil War!

Forget everything else.   There's no business like show business.

June 8,  2017